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Polish sock-drawer 

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
Polish sock-drawer by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013
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polish cow 

the holy cow that is in the bible
polish cow by comic guy November 25, 2020

polish mount 

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.
polish mount by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017

Polish Panda 

A Polish person with 2 black eyes
Jarek was bullying Mikolaj on the playground for wearing a yellow power ranger shirt, but when Mikolaj summoned his inner Megazord, he gave Jarek a Polish panda and sent his ass straight to nurse Kowalski.
Polish Panda by Boris fancypants October 23, 2019

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage 

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

shadow polish 

Something that doesn't really exist, that can only be sold to the really stupid or gullible.
Obama's health care program is shadow polish.
shadow polish by wjc January 9, 2010

Portishead 

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.
Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.
Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004