Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

by Muckers August 8, 2006

pooner

someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.

man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.

by rabidchia October 18, 2009

Pooner

A derogatory word for a transgender male. Derived from the word “Poon” meaning a woman’s vagina.

I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.

by Mawzie January 6, 2022

pooner

Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos

That pooner is getting a phalloplasty

by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

poopersnaps

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

Pooper Whistle

A fart upon exiting the rectum causes an audible whistle. This often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. It is often necassary to do a check wipe after a pooper whistle.

I was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch I leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big pooper whistle.

I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!

by Doutydt February 12, 2009