Pootato

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

PoopTwat

A word for an incessantly annoying or aggravating person.

Michelle was being such a PoopTwat yesterday, it made me super ticked.

by digitalashes March 20, 2011

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Chief-Potowatome

A psycho whose love of the male body becomes abundantly clear when Y-Chromosomes are present and darkness surrounds his powerful body.
A freak who enjoys licking assholes in the darkest hours of the night.

Rob is Chief-Potowatome.

by Jeff John April 6, 2004

Pootwad

When you pass gas and it feels like there might be a turd in your pants too.

I might need to change my pants because I just pootwad.

by Billeh6913 August 19, 2009