Bootscoot

Bootscoot- The term Bootscoot refers to a fast escape, often performed as rag time is played.
Or a quick shuffling style of dance, performed by a drunk father.
Also any style of nonsensical expression of movement whilst donning any caliber of foot covering that has 15 or more eyelits. Such as tap dancing while wearing steel toed boots

Joejack's father bootscooted for hours against Jimmydan's father and neither were victor.
My husband bootscooted when I asked him to pay the electric bill.

by Jothewaiter February 28, 2011

poopcooter

An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front

Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"

by Scotty Jenkins January 15, 2009

poopscoops

A less extreme word on the same scale of magnitude-description as shitloads, both in coarseness and extremity of magnitude conveyed. It is also cuter.

Piracetam helped me poopscoops when it came to "reclaiming" some sorts of brain function.

by mahdiou February 26, 2011

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

poopscooper

bad job

workin at chicken factory

by joey May 9, 2003

Cootscoot

When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet

Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

Cootscooter

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands

To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021