pootnose

when someone's nose is of poot.

"jeez, your nose is really pooty hayley, you're a pootnose!"

by pepperjack86 October 1, 2012

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010

pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010

Pootonkon

A fake strawberry drink that you tell your not-so-smart friends to go pick up for a party or a gathering.

Brett this party would be complete with some Pootonkon, Go pick up some!

by Mar_ June 29, 2011

Potonomist

A type of person that seems to never understand personal space nor legal drinking limits.

"Hey how was the party last night?"
"Oh it was pretty good. But my friend was being a huge Potonomist."
"Huh. Doesn't sound good."

by EmriChan September 4, 2016

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018

popotonomusly

A synonym for tremendously that only the smart people use

You are popotonomusly incorrect

by ThatOneBitch837383648 October 26, 2019