Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

Potatoot

The act of tooting the horn of a Potalion.

She did so well in the beauty pageant, I think she may win.
...."there you go again, giving her a Potatoot, shes never gonna win, she's a Potalion"

by Jigoku Sam February 16, 2018

Potatoo

A cracked ass Player who is slept on And definitely needs to be recruited by @Valiant.gg

Holy shit Potatoo your cracked

Potatoo how are you not in Valiant Yet ?

by Urban Agent #01 January 21, 2020

Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022