Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011

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Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

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Potatofication

The act of depriving a person or a group of people of their human qualities by treating them as cheap objects worth the price of a potato.

Syrian passport holders are experiencing potatofication on borders and airports.

Potatofication by Laila Webster January 7, 2020

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potatoflake

A pasty white trump supporter who disparages snowflakes while whining about how trumpians are portrayed as morons and undesirables. Often obsessed with former black presidents and generally has more guns than teeth. The term potatoflake is derived from the observation that dried instant potato flakes are diametrically opposite to the overused term @snowflake”, which is often used to describe a rational person who is offended by trumpians or other Similar imbeciles.

Look at that guy on Fox whining about fake news; he’s such a potatoflake.

potatoflake by Igeeee May 21, 2020

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