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Polanski

(verb) To Polanski is to have sexual relations with an underage person. Named after film director Roman Polanski who was caught sleeping with an underage girl.
"Dave thought that 13 year old chick was hot - think he's gonna Polanski her?"
by Scarvandaj September 23, 2005
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Polanski

A short version of the name for a kick ass derby skater on the Ithaca League of Women Rollers who also has a (in)famous affection for liking them young.
"You better keep your hot & legal 17 year old sister Jennifer far away from Rollin' Polanski after the bout!"
by MarkusB(LoveyouMiche!) March 27, 2010
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poorani

A girl with beautiful eyes and cute smile...found one in a crore
Poorani is a good girl
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Polanski

A white man with an unusually large penis
Hey you know Matt, he's definitely got that Polanski.
by ToxcGang April 8, 2023
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Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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Polanski

Any type of rape or sexual deviance act.
That hot girl won't sleep with me, so I'm just going to have to Polanski her.
by Chinatown's Baby October 1, 2009
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Polanski

A child sodomist. Uses fame, alcohol and / or drugs to lure young girls into his web and sodomize them before you can shout, 'UNCLE'
I was 'Polanskied' by that guy. My ass is ruptured dude!
by NotDrPhil October 30, 2010
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