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Poopyjack 

1. the act of shitting on ones face and smearing it with the anus. 2. legendary player on modern warfare 2 on xbox live.
1. yo man, last night this guy passed out at the party and i totally gave him a Poopyjack! 2. man i just got owned by Poopyjack.
Poopyjack by poopyjack June 3, 2010
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Poopland 

1. Area of one's lawn where the dog typically goes to the bathroom.

Unless you are vigilant about poop pick-up, this region quickly becomes hazardous to traverse and should be avoided at all costs as the likelihood of making it out of poopland with clean shoes is very slim.

2. Any area that, for whatever reason, has become a minefield of fecal matter. (Typically in a yard or park.)
The game of catch was going fine until Tommy threw the ball into poopland. During retrieval, he stepped in a fresh dog turd.
Poopland by CrescentEdge October 16, 2008
someone that is silly and does crappy things
john ate my burrito.. what a poopyface
poopyface by Jay January 27, 2004

Sirak Poopyman 

What comes out of an Armenian man's derriere whilst he has a severe case of explosive diarrhoea.
That Armenian guy who just came out of the toilet had a fat Sirak Poopyman, it's all over the bathroom!

poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

Poopalacaucus 

A poopalacaucus is a bowl consisting of different strands of marijuana, hash, and kief. It is extremely strong.
Light that poopalacaucus.
Poopalacaucus by Catalán May 13, 2011