PoopCent Cop

PoopCent Cop is a family friendly version of "shitcent cop" but instead of it ACTUALLY being family friendly it's even more offensive than the actual thing so i'd say you should keep your kids FAR FAR AWAY from this youtube series

"Hey Dude this looks like a good video"
"Bish this should be on pornhub it's more offensive than fucking barack obama's left ear"
"O SHIT IS DA COPS RUN BISH WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT WATCHING "POOPCENT COP"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

pooptester

Pooptester: one who tests poop

"Hey look at Alaina pooptesting!" "Yeah she does that a lot, she's a pooptester"

by MZ101 August 29, 2010

poontential

when a girl is deciding whether or not she is going to sleep with you

Bob - Hey I saw you dancing with that hot girl. Is she going home with you tonight?

Jim - She's a poontential.

by brendenw November 7, 2010

pootent

something that stinks like shit

that turd was ruthlessly pootent i could smell taste it in my mouth

by 2tong October 10, 2011

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

by LanteVigi December 17, 2017

Pootential

Feeling as though you could poop if you forced it but it is not a full blown turd yet, more like a pebble or a small nugget.

" Hey man, there isn't a restroom for another hour do you wanna use the one at this gas station?

" Nah dude, I can wait an hour - I can feel there's some pootential here but I'd rather savour it for a decent poop"

by RaoulDook January 6, 2022