poopmask

A black person whos face is darker than the rest of the skin on their body.

That girl would be hot if she didnt have a poopmask.

by DonSquigie December 17, 2010

pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

poopsquash

an expression of sorrow or regret. an alternative for cussing.

.. if someone stubs their toe..

POOPSQUASH

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

the poopsmith

A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.

Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.

by Max T. November 27, 2003

Poonstash

Slang term for moustache. Generally used to describe a woman's.

The little girl had a gross black poonstash! It was like a giant caterpillar!

by opalmind June 10, 2004

poopsmithicas

The town which bores from it many a poopsmith, not one alike.

1. I grew up in a small town named Poopsmithicas.
2. If you fail to follow the rules and regulations of Poopsmithicas then I will be forced to slap you. Twice.
3. Born in the Poopsmithicas! (To the tune of Born in the USA!)

by Jamizzle August 6, 2004