do you like to poopsterbate bby?

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by TheStanners April 18, 2014

poopster

Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.

The poopster is out there chasing her tail.

by Ken December 25, 2003

Poopster

A gay, little emo kid who is on the feminine side and likes anal sex (receiving it)

Oh Man that josh is such a POOPSTER

by Ryan Heckard November 19, 2006

poopsterbate

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by tidge March 13, 2014

Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014