A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.
Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.
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A fart upon exiting the rectum causes an audible whistle. This often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. It is often necassary to do a check wipe after a pooper whistle.
I was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch I leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big pooper whistle.
I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!
I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!
by Doutydt February 12, 2009
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by apache_kill May 16, 2017
Get the super pooper scooper mug.I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.
by The Tuna Forker November 1, 2013
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