Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

by Muckers August 8, 2006

poopersnaps

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

Pooper Whistle

A fart upon exiting the rectum causes an audible whistle. This often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. It is often necassary to do a check wipe after a pooper whistle.

I was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch I leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big pooper whistle.

I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!

by Doutydt February 12, 2009

pooperman

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

by jake paul May 4, 2018

super pooper scooper

A legend.

Super pooper scoopers are just legend!

by apache_kill May 16, 2017

Tuna Fork a Pooper

Tuna Fork a Pooper is when you take a fork made out of tuna and stick it in your/someones rectum.

I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.

by The Tuna Forker November 1, 2013