poopdump special

when someone defecates into a hat and a poor unsuspecting victim puts on the fecal matter filled hat. the fecal matter then coats the victims face and clothing leaving them drenched in dung. it is best to use diarrhea

i gave joe a poopdump special at that party last night

by jeff randy December 18, 2007

Poopum

Readying one's pooper for anal insertion

After much hesitation and consequent wining and dining, Amy conceded to poopum for the sake of her relationship.

by Poopums Alabaster McGee April 7, 2011

Poocum

A codeword for your bros that you need to take a poo and have a wank.

Hey guys I’ll be back soon, gonna have a poocum.

Damn she’s alright I’m going for a poocum.

Damn that beer went through me I’ve gotta take a poocum.

I was having a wank and I farted that was one big poocum

by Lachadam June 12, 2018

popcum

When you put cum to microwave in your oven.

Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!

by medicalmechanica June 27, 2010

poocumber

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Popcum

Cumming in ones own mouth.

Evilator loves to popcum, because he believes his semen tastes like pineapples.

by Sempermalum September 27, 2018

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013