Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

poonrash

Vaginal STD.

This women gave me a poonrash after we had sex. Crabs or some other STD

by Thomas Hood January 19, 2004

Pootash

When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.

''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''

by Ripples69 January 12, 2013

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004

Poontachas

The act of getting alotta ass

Shlomo and Benisti get the most poontachas

by Poontachas September 9, 2010

Pooptash

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010