poontang 

That sweet pink taco

I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.

poontang by Jonathan Weaver March 17, 2003

Poontang 

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

Poontang by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

Poontang 

Another word for vagina. Used by people who are clearly virgins.

Matthew: Yeah, I saw her poontang!
Kaitlyn: You're clearly a virgin, Matthew.

Poontang by jesus of suburbia December 23, 2014

Poontang 

A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

Poontang by lazarus51 August 30, 2003

Poontang 

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

Poontang by catwhiskey April 18, 2006

Poontang 

An ace person, who just loves to have a laugh and likes to take a risk. Enjoys sexual activity

“Mate did you just get laid your such a poontang”

Poontang by Janet Jones May 27, 2018

Poontang 

Some hot loving, getting some good sex

I got some sweet poontag last night

Poontang by Jenna December 12, 2004