Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

poon

Straight up pussy homie.

"I got mad poon the other night"

by chillhomiee July 17, 2006

pooned

Variation of pwned. Shurr speak.

Yea dude, we totally pooned some nubz, they should quit the game.

by Super.Fly August 10, 2004

Poon

woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.

I got myself some nice poon last night.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

poon

1) the females genitalia.

2)a reference to a female.

3)getting some or basically having sex with a female

example 1 :"she had some mighty fine poon"

example 2 :"that poon was hot !"

example 3 : "i got some poon last night at that party!"

by kyotijapan June 8, 2009

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022