Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

poonerang

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.

Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.

by swineflew March 8, 2011

Poonhoundary

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.

Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.

by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

poonchach

An effeminate male or male who is acting in, what is deemed by his buddies to be, a feminine manner. Usually assigned antagonistically to someone being a wet rag or a negative nancy.

Dude, Chris, who cares if you have to be up early? Drink a beer you poonchach.

by TheseNutzYourChin August 20, 2006

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

poonshlogging

the act of taking a poon and shlogging the hell out of it

The kids were late for school again today due to an excessive amount of poonshlogging the previous night.

by Drey Petrozzi November 11, 2006