Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.

Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

PokéMonster

PokéMonster is a selfish pokémon player who won't share information, rushes you so that you do not catch the pokémon you need, or makes you leave the Pokéstops because their battery is dead.

Adam is a PokéMonster because he left the stop before I could get the items.

David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.

by AngelCruz3213 April 2, 2017

Pokemonster

People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.

Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."

Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"

by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018

poomeister

A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.

"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021