Pornmonger

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

Poopmonger

Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.

Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!

by Riddla' May 2, 2021

Poomonkey

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."

Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"

by dumpypea July 30, 2009

Poopmongerer

Someone who mongers poop

Don't be such a poomongerer

by Brodieman April 22, 2004

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

Poopmonger

They who habitually choose the Asshole Throne, (the middle toilet in the restroom,) especially if all stalls are empty when they choose their seat, and spread the Gospel of Stank (stink up the entire restroom)

That person over there Is a real Poopmonger, they always use the middle stall by choice.. they really spread the Good News of the Gospel of Stank.

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020