poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poofter

another word for a homosexual

you fucking poofter!

by UnKnown February 13, 2003

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014