pooass

a very warped word for "Police", It went from Police to Po-lice, Poolice to pooass

Guy 1 - here come the PooAss
Guy 2 - Shit son!

by justinIROCguy June 6, 2007

Pooasaurus Rex

A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.

A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.

by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011

POOAA

This is an acronym for "Pulled Out Of the Ass Answer." It is a made up response to a question that the respondent has no clue to the correct answer and makes up a convoluted statement that usually has no real connectivity to reality. POO is the operative part as the response usually smells like it.

Mark - "Why does McDonald's have golden arches?"
Jim - "Because when Ronald was looking out his front window in a rainstorm he saw a double rainbow and thought it would be good luck charm for his new fast food restaurant concept."
Mark - I call POOAA on that one.

by WordJunction November 30, 2011

pooagami

The mix between poo and origami

Pooagami folding art is used in countries where you can't flush the toilet paper.

Just done some great pooagami. Looked like a fortune teller, only colour however is brown

by A & K November 8, 2017

pooaxe

v. to make something fucked up

He totally pooaxed his car.

by TheZed January 13, 2005

Pooanne

a pixie type demon who haunts public places, laying excrement everywhere.

Q: what on earth is that stain on the carpet?
A: Pooanne product of

by house-on-spar. June 15, 2010

pooarty

To be a party pooper.

John was being a real pooarty at Jill's birthday party.

by kflor November 12, 2009