poo-stained vagina

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

by homoguytom October 16, 2012

poo shivers

When you have to shit so bad you get goose bumps and begin to shake and shiver uncontrollably

"Dude, Jesse, let me out of the car, I have the poo shivers like you wouldn't believe.

"Ginger, thats disgusting."

by Jesse82 July 21, 2006

Poo Slinger

Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.

Come on boys; let's rip this guy, he is a poo slinger!

by Texas Jack3820 January 7, 2011

Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011

poo-sneeze

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

by hey77 March 27, 2010

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

Poo shoe menace

By nature it happens to the most unluckiest people to ever roam this earth...they walk and manage to stand in dog poo.

A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.

Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.

Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.

"That dude is a poo shoe menace, he has poo on his shoe".

"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".

"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".

by kvd February 9, 2008