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Pontius Pilot

A Pontius Pilot is someone flies planes and rides cocks.
by PeterBirnie August 20, 2021
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Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.
Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.
by O. Walker October 15, 2007
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Pontius

Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.
A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."
by Caz July 25, 2004
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Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)
Luke Pontisso is Amazing
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pontine

I need some pontine tonight.
by Pontiner99 February 16, 2014
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown
So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.
by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022
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