pompidou

a man with a gitantic schlong, the size of which the world is not yet ready for

pompidou please this is the only way i thought of contacting you, i've been trying to skype you for days but i'm starting to think you blocked me. please pompidou come back to me i need you

by original_poster April 29, 2021

pompous

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

pompous marshmallow

A silly phrase to describe someone that's ridiculous and likes to think that they're not.

"Loshad, you're such a pompous marshmallow, get over yourself."

by coldshadows September 10, 2008

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

pompatus

my fantasy lover, my everything

From the Medallions 1954 song "The Letter" and the Steve Miller 1973 song "The joker"

Also spelled puppetutes

I speak of the pompatus of love

by mandingo August 21, 2003

Pompous-Compass

Essentially an electronic-compass, aka "GPS". But especially a fancy one, like those used in the military or the scientific community. And sometimes available in upscale luxury vehicles, like private yachts, jets, ships, etc.

Wow, that's a sweet pompous-compass! I bet it set you back quite a bit!
Yeah! but there's no getting lost with this baby! ... ready to sail?

by Cybercass January 13, 2010