The insanely obnoxious passive aggressive statuses that people post in Facebook about the debates when they really only have barely a fraction of a clue about whats happening.
"Hmmm I don't know what I think about that, time to consult the Facebook world to show them what a political genius I am!"
"Hey, Rob, did you see the dumb ass politistatus on Facebook? What the hell are they talking about??"
"Hey, Rob, did you see the dumb ass politistatus on Facebook? What the hell are they talking about??"
by tofargoneforthis October 23, 2012
Get the politistatus mug.Bullshit spun by a politician. The lies and rubbish that a politician use to convince the public of something that is inaccurate or deceptive. Political bullshit. Alternative facts/alternate facts produced by a politician.
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Plutism is discrimination based on wealth, especially discrimination by those of extreme wealth against the middle class and the poor. This as opposed to discrimination based on race, color, religion or creed. See also Plutocracy
Evidence of the Jacob's plutism was evinced by his refusal eat at a restaurant with prices the common person could afford.
by Don Mashak-The Cynical Patriot May 31, 2019
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2. a niche microcelebrity that is one of two funniest people ever and also loves kamden(pou) a whole lot
2. a niche microcelebrity that is one of two funniest people ever and also loves kamden(pou) a whole lot
by cieblanket May 21, 2023
Get the poutisserie mug.I was in the club the other night waitin at the bar to be served then this fucking poultis stotted up and got served straight away, poultis that she is. She should carry a warning Stay away from the infection.
by Baby Ange October 12, 2004
Get the Poultis mug.(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.
In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.
(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.
Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.
Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.
(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.
Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.
Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
by roosterhome January 7, 2009
Get the politisexual mug.Polititions that create a toxic atmosphere by making harmful statements during a campaign for election or reelection.
This candidate is a polutition because they keep making unnecessary dispairing remarks against other candidates.
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