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Poisonous female slap dog of satan, who thinks they are better than they are.
I was in the club the other night waitin at the bar to be served then this fucking poultis stotted up and got served straight away, poultis that she is. She should carry a warning Stay away from the infection.
Poultis by Baby Ange October 12, 2004
Words you can keep
greek word for "gay"
eisai megalos poustis
poustis by ALX September 23, 2003

poultrisexual 

When you want to fuck a chicken/ animal
Rapist: Uh uh uh fuck me chicken I'm poultrisexual

Chicken: burk burk burk

By alex Martin
poultrisexual by Alex malafin February 1, 2018

poultice 

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.
As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'
poultice by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006

Hair poultice 

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
A large amount.
massive,enormous,humongous,exorbitant
Made an absolute pultis today. Thanks KAL (Kalgoorlie Boulder Resources LTD - Australian Stock Exchange)(vooni from hotcopper.com.au)
pultis by Leeson December 10, 2007

Poultice 

A very annoying shit
Stop you fucking poultice
Poultice by Bigunit304 December 9, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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