YouTube Polls

many of them are irrelevant and annoying cuz they always ask you "make an E" "make a C" which gets very repetitive

note: some of them are actually pretty good i will admit

Person A: Hey what did you do in YouTube today?
Person B: I looked at some YouTube Polls. Disgusted.
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because they keep asking you to make letters.

by some very random random guy May 10, 2021

ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.

She was ski polling both guys until they came

by Workaholics_fan March 07, 2014

clod-poll

An up-and-coming word, potentially replacing words like retard, idiot, moron, etc.

Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll

by Jalanie Blü May 27, 2010

Topic poll

When an antagonistic opinion poll is conducted through the topic of an IRC channel. Often the source of hostility or e-drama and will always result in at least one person getting butthurt.

Rumor has it that Yugoslavia dissolved as a result of a topic poll.

by Cowman133 July 02, 2017

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2020

Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

Can I interest you in a little exit polling?

by Twitty22 March 26, 2007

straw poll

An extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don't have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.

Intramural captain: "Okay dudes, who can make it Monday to practice? Quick straw poll!" (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)

by Col. Hans Landa October 04, 2011