polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.

1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.

polititool by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021

politicHo 

A political operative who is paid to do something they would not do under any other circumstances.

Did you see that politician who showed up at the debate with his politicHo as if she would ever actually date him.

politicHo by CapitalGPodcast November 9, 2023

Young Mass Politico 

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.

“A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”

Young Mass Politico by Sotfofy December 24, 2019

politicons

A politician who continually misrepresent the truth.. a politi-cons.

A publicly-elected person who fools, tricks, deceives people

There are a lot of politicons around these days instead of real honest politicians

politicons by CairnsBlog October 26, 2011

Politibooker 

(puh-lit-I - boo k-er)
-Noun
One who constantly partakes in the unsolicited activities of publically endorsing their political agenda via social networking. This individual tends to be irritating over time and often is quick to lose friends: first those that do not agree with their politics and, once those are gone, those that somewhat agree with them. Note: This behavior is not exclusive to any political view.

“I had to delete Mary from my friends list, she is such a politibooker! All she does is yap on about her political views… she really needs to get a life...”

Politibooker by secdev February 16, 2010

politicopath 

a person who holds anti-political views.

I am not a politicopath.

politicopath by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Politicold 

When a democrat is in a room of republicans and the subject of politics comes up, and vice-versa.

Person 1: So now that the election is way past over, who'd you vote for?
Person 2: I voted for Romney, you?
Person 1: .....Obama....
Person 2-6: Wait what? You voted for him?!?!?
Person 1: (In head) Brrrr, it's about to get really Politicold in here...

Politicold by TheunknownXD April 14, 2013