by Andjey May 17, 2006
A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.
I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.
National currency is the potato.
National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.
National language is English oops sorry polish.
I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.
National currency is the potato.
National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.
National language is English oops sorry polish.
Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?
English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?
Poland lady: ummm.
English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?
Poland lady: ummm.
by Jonboy211 November 28, 2007
A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.
Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.
English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.
Me: nice work, chav person.
English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.
Me: nice work, chav person.
by Vitolium July 26, 2006
by LimmyDotCom April 01, 2009
No one hates it more then Poles.
Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.
Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.
As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.
That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.
Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.
As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.
That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!
Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!
Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!
by CR_ April 27, 2020
The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.
Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
by mtrisk July 22, 2005
by I like to achoo February 15, 2019