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pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.
Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
by k795 July 27, 2016
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Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!
by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021
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If she smokes...she pokes

1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
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Pokésexual

People who are sexually attracted to Pokémon
Today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for Pokésexuals
by Arceus777 February 4, 2014
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PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.
I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.
by Your Mom July 12, 2004
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pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.
"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007
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pokestevemon

A Canadian dude that wishes he was black.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.

He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"

(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)

2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."
by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008
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