Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
by k795 July 27, 2016
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1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
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Get the Pokésexual mug.Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.
I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.
by Your Mom July 12, 2004
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"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007
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He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.
He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.
He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"
(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)
2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"
(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)
2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."
by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008
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