I fucked charmander.
by cooter March 01, 2005
Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...
Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”
by Hym Iam October 14, 2022
The reason people hate children, pokémon was invented by an asshole in Japan. It soon spread and consumed the globe more efficiently and more quickly than the bubonic plague.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
guy 1"What the hell is this shit?"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
by got_human? February 11, 2005
The dumbest shit since Donald Trump, this game appears to be an inicent game for the younger generation, but really it's an addicting black whole which leads to bad grades and despeer
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory April 01, 2016
(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")
Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.
It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".
The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!
According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.
Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.
It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".
The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!
According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.
by Inferno986return November 25, 2010
sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.
by Arceus777 March 27, 2014
A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.
Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.
Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.
by PKJain July 10, 2016