JRPG is a role-playing video game featuring skinny underdressed girls claiming to be men, who strongly believe that lead based paint is a good substitute for hair gel.
JRPGS (Or Japanese Role playing game) are RPGs made by the Japanese, games include FFI,FFIV,FFV,FFVI and FFVIII ( Final fantasy 1,4,5,6,8) Tales of Symphonia, Earthbound, KH 1 and 2 and Enchanted Arms.
JRPG Lover: I love JRPGS! Japanese RPG games rock! totally pwn WRPGS!
WRPG Lover: No way! WRPGS are wayyyy better, who wants to play some lame turn based game like Final Fantasy? Boring!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'