pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 7, 2007

pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Pointy Stewart

To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.

Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.

by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012

Pointy teeth

Pointy teeth point towards the promiscuity of a woman, often in combination with tattoo's.

Women with pointy teeth are more lusty, and drowning in sexual desires.

Mv loves chasing after the girls with pointy teeth.

by MvChicken August 25, 2023

Pointy Pecker

When a guy has a dick under 3 inches. It typically ends at a point and is so sharp it can stab you. be careful on your journey into adulthood by looking out for them!

Bro, that guy just sent me a pic of his Pointy Pecker... GROSS!

by UrB4n_L3G3ND January 8, 2020

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

pointy shit

When you're sitting on the toilet and you feel the pain of a shit moving through your bowels in preparation of evacuation from your arsehole. When it hits, your hole feels like it's ripping in two and you're shitting an isosceles triangle.

"My arse was almost ruined by that pointy shit I did!"

by Gypsy Goddess December 27, 2015