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pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009
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Pedomitzvah

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)
Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."
by DexiKiix July 22, 2007
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She would give up her first born child for a shot at peedom.
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Pedomando

An elite and highly skilled group of pedophiles that use the most advanced weapons and tactics to achieve sexual gratification.
Pedomando Force Zero GO!!!
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Poidomani

Poidomani's are sexy party animals! They know right from wrongs. Support friends very well. Eat a lot of food. Good a**'s. Addicted to hot sports guys. Usually hockey guys. Has gorgeous italian brown hair. Usually curly. Looks like the Kardashians in ways.
The Poidomani's are sexy people.
by scramblingggg January 25, 2012
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Pedomagnet

A young lady , girl , or boy who gives off a child like essence that attracts pedophiles.
Woman : Aww look, that girl is so cute!
Boyfriend: Yeah, total pedomagnet
by uhohznigga February 15, 2010
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pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
by Crookback August 22, 2004
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