When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.
Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.
Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.
Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.
by spaffInHerFace February 23, 2014
Get the winners podium mug.When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
by Wise_observer September 23, 2009
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Based on the program of the same name, launched by the Canadian government ahead of the Vancouver Olympics. The goal was to be the top medal winning team and place in the top 3 in the Paralympics.
The program was a failure in any measurable way and was blamed in part for the death of Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili.
As a result, the term is now an ironic, dismissive way to say "You suck." It is best used on a canadian, who will know the origin and the stigma it carries. Fricken Canadians.
The program was a failure in any measurable way and was blamed in part for the death of Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili.
As a result, the term is now an ironic, dismissive way to say "You suck." It is best used on a canadian, who will know the origin and the stigma it carries. Fricken Canadians.
American Girl: "So I was watching this movie with Ryan Reynolds yesterday..."
Canadian Male beaks in "Ryan Reynolds is Canadian!"
American Girl (waves hand): "Yeah, you guys really own the podium. Anyways, that movie sucked."
Canadian Male beaks in "Ryan Reynolds is Canadian!"
American Girl (waves hand): "Yeah, you guys really own the podium. Anyways, that movie sucked."
by goldie1 February 23, 2010
Get the Own the Podium mug.-A phrase used to describe an action done by an individual or a group of individuals in which the end result (usually hoped to involve success) is utter failure and embarrassment.
-A sarcastic statement to denote the attempted, but failed, endeavor for victory.
-A sarcastic statement to denote the attempted, but failed, endeavor for victory.
Bob: Hey, have you caught the latest on the 2010 Winter Olympics and how the Canadians still can't win on their home turf?
John: Yeah, Canada seems to Own the Podium this year, huh? What tools.
John: Yeah, Canada seems to Own the Podium this year, huh? What tools.
by olympics2010 February 16, 2010
Get the Own the Podium mug.1. To score a female and hook up with her at the end of the night. To podium is usually the ultimate goal.
2. When a female is looking to
a. get with you
b. to get with you for your money
c. to get with you for your fame if you ride motocross
and/or any other action sport and are going pro or on
that road.
The term derives from sunny so-cal especially in the Inland Empire, mainly Temecula, Canyon Lake area where there are many known females that strive to meet dudes who ride motocross, BMX or are in the action sports community who are going somewhere with their sport and are trying to tool them for their soon to come if not already FAME. They know that if they stick with these dudes that they'll too be in the spotlight and will get rich or famous. Some of these women are blunt about it or can easily be spotted by their style of clothing, hanging out with numerous athletes, or staking out local tracks and events. They can also be tracked by checking their facebook friends to see which pro riders are on their friends list.
2. When a female is looking to
a. get with you
b. to get with you for your money
c. to get with you for your fame if you ride motocross
and/or any other action sport and are going pro or on
that road.
The term derives from sunny so-cal especially in the Inland Empire, mainly Temecula, Canyon Lake area where there are many known females that strive to meet dudes who ride motocross, BMX or are in the action sports community who are going somewhere with their sport and are trying to tool them for their soon to come if not already FAME. They know that if they stick with these dudes that they'll too be in the spotlight and will get rich or famous. Some of these women are blunt about it or can easily be spotted by their style of clothing, hanging out with numerous athletes, or staking out local tracks and events. They can also be tracked by checking their facebook friends to see which pro riders are on their friends list.
"Dude I totally podium'd last night with Ashley."
"Pshh dude, she asked you if you ride BMX?..lose
her the trick's definitely trying to podium."
"Pshh dude, she asked you if you ride BMX?..lose
her the trick's definitely trying to podium."
by anonymous799 September 10, 2011
Get the to podium mug.When a woman explains something to a man in a condescending, patronizing, or overly confident manner, particularly when the man already understands it, this behavior is basically the female version of mansplaining
“I’ve been fixing cars for 10 years, but she still got on the pussy podium to explain how an engine works.”
“It wasn’t a discussion, it was a full-on pussy podium moment.”
“It wasn’t a discussion, it was a full-on pussy podium moment.”
by J.Veden August 17, 2025
Get the Pussy Podium mug.I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.
by Studio8steve May 23, 2021
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