poozaster

When one does not make it to the toilet in time.

Larry made it to the bathroom,but didn't bend over in time. He has a real poozaster on his hands!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

The Podfather

The Podfather is a combination of two words: Podcast and The Godfather. The Podfather is a title given to the Creator and Co-Host of the Pretty Good Podcast, Randy Wang. Given the title/nickname by radio personality Malibu Dan.

The Podfather is one his GAME! Look at all these podcasts for us to listen to!

by Tank D. Sanchez September 19, 2011

poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

Podcasturbation

Using a podcast as a blog, or podcasting for an hour or more for an audience of five or less. Less expensive then psychoanalysis.

He never really has anything interesting to say, and noone interesting to say it to, and it's always available online- it's frickin' podcasturbation.

by the giant snail January 6, 2006

Podeater

A person most likely a millennial that either partakes in the eating of Tide pods on a dare ( TidePod Challenge) or lacks the mental capacity to make logical capacity to tie their own shoes.

OMG did you see Trudeau trying to answer that question about ethics?

He is such a Podeater!!!

by Leo D'enviro-NO January 20, 2018

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008