Pokémon 

Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...

Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”

Pokémon by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

pokémon 

The reason people hate children, pokémon was invented by an asshole in Japan. It soon spread and consumed the globe more efficiently and more quickly than the bubonic plague.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.

guy 1"What the hell is this shit?"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"

pokémon by got_human? February 11, 2005

Pokémon 

The dumbest shit since Donald Trump, this game appears to be an inicent game for the younger generation, but really it's an addicting black whole which leads to bad grades and despeer

My children played Pokémon when they were little and now they're giving hand jobs for crack

Pokémon by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Pokémon 

(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")

Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.

It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".

The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!

According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Pokémon?

Person 2: No but that explains why you are fat!

Pokémon by Inferno986return November 28, 2010

Pokémon 

Demons that aren't good for christian kids

these pokémon are up to something

Pokémon by ProfessionalRetard May 19, 2019

Pokémon 

you put your finger in your ass and with it dirty you put it in your partners urethra

the man baby is about to perform a Pokémon on baby man

Pokémon by AsH ketChUMs September 22, 2021

Pokémon 

Pokemon, also known as pocket monsters, or slaves are creatures that have different very strong abilities that could be used to take over the human species. However, because of their very small brains, they just roam in the wild minding their own business. Until a trainer uses their balls to catch the Pokemon officially making it their slave. Once a trainer catches enough slaves, they will force them to fight each other, usually causing the pokemon to be severely injured.

Pokémon I gotta catch them all!

Pokémon by WHY_CANT_I_FIND_A_USERNAME March 23, 2022