patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 21, 2009

pluviphile

someone who loves rain and/or gets calmness and happiness from it

look at how happy she gets when it rains, she’s a pluviphile

by lanabannannaa September 29, 2020

plutophobe

1st definition: A person who hates Pluto and/or other dwarf planets.

2nd definition: A person who does not allow Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to be planets.

3rd definition: A person who does excludes Pluto and/or other dwarf planets to astronomy education stuff.

Some plutophobe from Internarional Astronomical Union: Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Some Pluto Lover: Yes It is you plutophobe!

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 October 14, 2020

Pubophile

<pū•bō•fīl/PYOO-bo-file> n. 1. one who appreciates and/or prefers pubic hair either on themselves or others 2. an individual who generally rejects the practice of completely removing the pubic hair on or around the genitalia thus resulting in a shorn pubis or, colloquially, a Brazilian wax job. • Most pubophiles tend to prefer a trimmed and well maintained pubis, while in some cases the pubophile may fall into the category of a fetishist who has a particular sexual attraction to excessive body hair.

Bob told me that he wouldn't sleep with that girl he picked up at the bar the other night because she shaved all of her pubic hair off. He said it made her pussy look like an eight-year old's and that he wasn't down with that. Ol' Bob is a real pubophile.

by Uvula February 18, 2010

Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021