River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

plunkbat

A stupid fucking way for saying PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds or pubg. The acronym comes from PLayerUNKnownsBATtlegrounds

Fuck Rock, Paper, Shotgun for their usage of plunkbat.

by I Hate PLUNKBAT November 12, 2017

pluKochracy

Power to the wealthy. Exacerbated by the SCOTUS ruling of Citizens United (1/10) which has, at least to this point, put the Republican corporatist party back in the front seat of the car, with a grip on the purse strings of America.

The billionaire Koch brothers (Koch Industries) have funded an astroturf army of unwitting soldiers (aka TeaPartiers) to lead the country toward an oligarchy of the wealthy, aka a pluKochracy.

by tifosa February 19, 2011

Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009

Plunkard

A person who is not real, but they will not admit it.

Guy: Dude, you aren't real man.
Plunkard: What? I'm real..

by Plunkard April 7, 2008

Plunking

When u use a piece of wood and hit someone with mainly annoying and stupid people

Yo Let’s go plunking. I know who to plunk

by KADONKY August 18, 2018

Plankour

The combination of planking and parkour.

Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"

Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.

Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.

He took planking to a new level, now he does plankour.

by plankourist June 12, 2011