Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

Plodman

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

plerm

The mound at the end of your driveway that the plow leaves behind as it passes by.

I have to shovel that darn plerm from the end of the driveway yet again!

by WisconsinDriven January 2, 2021

phorm

(verb) The act of harvesting your entire Internet browsing history, contents of pages visited, webmail etc. and selling it to the highest bidder so they can target you with ads, steal your identity, kill your credit rating, and so on.

Oh phuck! I've been phormed!

by Joe Kiki March 22, 2008

plompzakken

plompzakken is a dutch sex act where the woman where's a belt around her waist which she pulls tight. After which the vagina spreads open very wide and the man is able to put both his cock and his balls inside her.
Accidents have happened during plompzakken, where the belt snapped and the man is trapped with his dick and scrotum inside the woman. This is, needless to say, very tight, and not without pain.

A) Let's go plompzakken
B) Yeah, I'll get the belt

by Sadim January 27, 2008

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq

When you get to the point that you are bored out of your mind more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq! This extensive amount of boredom will also lead you to each a combo of letters in the urban dictionary and then write a definition for that combo if nobody else has.

"What does plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq mean?"

by Im the only Andi March 21, 2020