Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

poppertunity

When you have the opportunity to pop at the club.

For instance,

At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.

by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016

Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

by -Office wife November 24, 2009

slopportunity

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

by magnerash December 2, 2011

flopportunity

an opportune situation to take one's penis out

While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.

by adnasty July 28, 2012

Pooportunity

The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.

Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.

by Jocian August 11, 2014

popportunity

the opportunity to fuck a virgin

"dude i was chillin with vanessa last nite and i totaly got the popportunity"
"oh yea? did u hit that shit"
"helzz yea son"

by jayla May 26, 2007