plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!

Dude i plomping ur mom last night!

by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009

Plooping

When you put your butthole up against another butthole and fart back and forth into each other's butts.

It was a chilly autumn evening, but plooping with my sweetheart kept us both warm on the inside.

by ScarDog May 28, 2020

Ploppington

The overseer of the sans squad. He has the individual power to claim who can speak and who cant

I am ploppington it is not your turn to talk

by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 2, 2018

PLOPINGITIS

A DISORDER OF THE ANAL AREA CAUSING MAJOR FECAL DISCHARGE. A SUBJECT WITH THE DISORDER CAN PASS LOADS EXCEEDING 25% OF THIER BODY MASS.

JOHNNY HAS TWO TOILETS IN HIS BATHROOM BECAUSE ONE TOILET CANNOT HANDLE HIS ENTIRE POOP DUE TO PLOPINGITIS.

by AHHHYAYA May 6, 2010

Plooping

When part of an object is sinking

The bed started plooping due to the lack of support

by Boberson18 December 27, 2016

Plooping

A brutal execution, which involved ones head being shoved into a sharks mouth.

When the plooping began, I cried.

by Redflipernou March 10, 2017