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pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"
by Ponder land. December 1, 2013
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Poondexter

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
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plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.
Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.
by user3684 April 29, 2012
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Pondering Orb

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*
by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021
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Ponder

To learn more about that person after recognizing them.
You heard of the works of a chef back to back after you Ponder.
by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021
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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
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A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
by Ben_236 July 27, 2004
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