Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.

by big thomas December 6, 2011

Troon Platoon

A group of very annoying transexuals

Keffals has a Troon Platoon

by VanZevo1776 September 3, 2022

platonish

An expression for the relationship which pretends to have no chemistry.

Ted : Robin and I are platonish, I think.

by ipikapikayou May 31, 2014

Platonic Cuddling

The act of being close of cuddling with another person, for security or feeling happy. Theres no romanic or sexual desire.

Me and my friend did some Platonic Cuddling last night because I was very stressed.

by LittleNemo 078 April 13, 2016

platonic soulmate

the highest rank on the friendship scale

- the only person you can be yourself around without a second thought
- the first person you tell anything and everything to
- they’ve seen you at your darkest and your absolute weirdest
- you could probably walk into their house with no warning and it’s just accepted by their family

I always thought that we were just best friends but it turns out we’re platonic soulmates.

by detectivejuliuspepperwood May 11, 2019

Cincinnati Platter

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

platona

A noun, it means bitch in some language, but basically it refers to a (usually) good looking girl that's really a high maitenance uptight bitch that thinks she's all that.

Alex: Hey, check out that chick over there - such a platona.

by shur October 23, 2007