plating

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

by Dr. LF June 18, 2009

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Get the platingmug.

plate

A record, usu. a 12"

Put on that plate, I like the B-side mix!

by DJdre June 11, 2004

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Get the platemug.

Plated

When you lick someones arsehole like your licking your plate when you've finished a meal.

Dave said, "i plated her clean out"

by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 7, 2009

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On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

by On a plate ambassador September 3, 2021

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