Step 1 for plating option
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 07, 2009
A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.
by On a plate ambassador September 03, 2021
noun plate: a person with rather wide and short male genetalia
verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )
verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )
by Julia Reynolds March 10, 2007
Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass.
Front Plate - Flat Chested
Back Plate - Flat Ass
Front Plate - Flat Chested
Back Plate - Flat Ass
by Reider (helped no) February 18, 2014
the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.
by Dan Gammon August 26, 2008