Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

platinum fez

When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).

With his fifth strikeout of the night, Mark Teixeira is saddled with with platinum fez.

by yes2research July 24, 2010

platinumstein

A jewish person who acts like a rapper. From platinum + names like goldstein, etc.

Did you see David's new Bentley? That shit's straight platinumstein!

Or "That Platinumstein just bought 22s"

by Uncle Arvin July 31, 2004

Star Platinum: Za WARUDO

ZA WARUDO was originally used by DIO to active his time-stopping stance, but since DIO and Jotaros stands are similar Araki had to make jotaro stop time

Weeb 1: Star Platinum : ZA WARUDO

Weeb 2: dude sto...

weeb 1: Yare yare daze ORA
Weeb 2: FUCK STOP
Weeb 1: Star Platinum: Za WARUDO

by Zicky boy April 22, 2020

Platinum Week

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010