planner girl

noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.

noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.

noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.

Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.

I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
by Paradise Printshop December 07, 2024
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nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas
Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about
by banannerplanner March 02, 2024
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Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
by Frenetic1 June 05, 2023
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Planner Whore

A planner whore is a professional, who works for an urban planning company or organization, which takes orders like a Jarvis street hooker. The planner whore does not have much decision making ability and often does what they are told. The planner whore is also called The Jowett.
Client #9: TAKE IT! YOU'LL TESTIFY AT THE OMB IN FAVOUR OF THIS DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL!

Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?

Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!
by client #9 March 25, 2008
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