third platoon

Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)

Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?

God:

well because i couldnt think of anythin better

Jesus:

i think the name third platoon is a good name

God

Well god damnit your right

by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009

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Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

by kramssor April 21, 2009

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Platoon

It's the name of a movie made by 'Oliver Stone' in 1986. I would say, it's a fine piece of art. Rated 8.1 stars on IMDb, which i would call underrated.

Example 1: Platoon is a fucking great movie. Don't you fucking agree? (Idiot, don't question that)

Example 2: If you don't know the movie Platoon you can go fuck yourself. (Genius)

Example 3: You ask me what Platoon means as a word? Dude, it's a name of a movie end of story. (Moron)

by klimzo February 12, 2018

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